I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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