I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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