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• (949): View more from California

  youre so sexy i want your bod

  (410): View more from Maryland

  dude, did you turn gay?

  (949): View more from California

  heather?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  this is jacob

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl

  (313): View more from Michigan

  you mean his girlfriend

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If I was 5 years younger and single...

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She STILL wouldn't fuck you.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.

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