I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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