you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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