question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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