I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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