i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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