i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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