I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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