I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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