what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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