i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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