Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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