Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The uberlube is also flammable
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
