just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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