it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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