Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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