why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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