Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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