did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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