Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
it glows. i had to have it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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