guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I see more hoeing in ur future
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