Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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