ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Randomize
