Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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