oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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