ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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