I'm lost and stupid without you.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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