Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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