If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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