Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
