My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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