I hate all girls vehemently.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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