This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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