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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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