Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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