Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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