I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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