At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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