Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
