Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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