The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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