SEEEEXXX PLEASE
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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