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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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