When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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