Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My feet surprised me
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