Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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