16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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