This girl is more easily done than said...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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