What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
