D3 body, D1 cock
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
