Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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