I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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