i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish I could teleport
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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