i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
jump out the window naked night went bad
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